What wilk you say to this wife

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WIFE: darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
HUSBAND: had a terrible day, i lost all
my colleagues today at work.
WIFE: blood of Jesus! what happened?
HUSBAND: there was a fire outbreak down in
the tunnel and everybody died!
WIFE: what a pity! darling I thank God
for keeping you alive, how did you make it
out my dear?
HUSBAND: darling, it was God's work,
my stomach was upsetting me so, I took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
WIFE: darling, thank God you are alive,
what would have happened to us? I feel so
much pity for their families. so bad, how are
they going to survive now?
HUSBAND: my dear its a pity, but UNITED NATIONS has decided to give the families of the deceased 900 million each.
WIFE: what?!!!!! 900 million what? so because of your useless stomach upset and the foolish toilet and your refusal to die with your colleagues make me miss that money?? I beg if you don't want trouble, go back and die with your colleagues,
One Word for this wife

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  1. Unknown11 July 2017 at 09:37

    She doesn't love her husband.. She prefers money to him

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